{"id":429,"date":"2019-11-16T09:00:18","date_gmt":"2019-11-16T12:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/podcasts.seriadores.com.br\/sad\/?p=429"},"modified":"2020-05-20T18:24:26","modified_gmt":"2020-05-20T21:24:26","slug":"99-o-nudes-a-bycetildes-e-o-bode-na-caminhonete-funeraria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/podcasts.seriadores.com.br\/sad\/2019\/11\/16\/99-o-nudes-a-bycetildes-e-o-bode-na-caminhonete-funeraria\/","title":{"rendered":"99 | O Nudes, A Bycetildes e o Bode na Caminhonete Funer\u00e1ria"},"content":{"rendered":"<body><p><\/p><a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-DLmpM-kZJKI\/Xc9CEmbbKeI\/AAAAAAAANQY\/os4SafpcZoY2Jugj46GYn-FuPr73pp3uACLcBGAsYHQ\/s1600\/sad99.jpg\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-DLmpM-kZJKI\/Xc9CEmbbKeI\/AAAAAAAANQY\/os4SafpcZoY2Jugj46GYn-FuPr73pp3uACLcBGAsYHQ\/s640\/sad99.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"332\" border=\"0\" data-blogger-escaped-data-original-height=\"600\" data-blogger-escaped-data-original-width=\"1150\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/a>Padr\u00e3o de beleza da genit\u00e1lia feminina, roubo de caprinos na fazenda, incapacidade de se relacionar, o medo de ter \u2018um nudes\u2019 vazado e fantasias com homens que j\u00e1 morreram s\u00e3o alguns dos assuntos que permeiam esse epis\u00f3dio t\u00e3o importante para os jovens degenerados da fam\u00edlia brasileira. Perfeito para puxar assunto com o crush na hora do expediente!\n<div data-blogger-escaped-style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><b><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\">Siga o SAD como um verdadeiro stalker: <a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/br\/podcast\/sad-no-ar\/id1071489312?l=ptbr\"><span style=\"color: #ffa500;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: orange;\"><u>iTunes<\/u><\/span><\/a><\/span> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.subscribeonandroid.com\/podcasts.seriadores.com.br\/sad\/feed\/podcast\/\"><span style=\"color: #bf9000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #bf9000;\"><u>Android<\/u><\/span><\/a><\/b> | <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/show\/71DdvwMBvTvPWCFdUVsUJJ?si=kxAM2Fu6R3ymOibHV3Zybw\"><span style=\"color: #38761d;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #38761d;\"><b><u>Spotify<\/u><\/b><\/span><\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/t.me\/sadnoar\"><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><b><u>Grupo no Telegram<\/u><\/b><\/span><\/a><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #800080;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: purple;\">Quer ajudar a manter o SAD no ar e ter acesso a um monte de vantagens? Veja como ser nosso padrinho pelo <a href=\"https:\/\/www.picpay.me\/seriadores\">PicPay<\/a> ou no <a href=\"https:\/\/www.padrim.com.br\/sad\">Padrim<\/a>.<\/span><\/span><\/b><b> <\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/1316572.survey.fm\/sad-envie-sua-barra-de-vida\"><b><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: magenta;\"><u>Envie SUAS HIST\u00d3RIAS<\/u> anonimamente pelo formul\u00e1rio para os pr\u00f3ximos programas.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\">Participantes<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/alebarbieri\">Aler \u2018Lexie\u2019 Barbieri<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/mandy_aguiar\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"text-align: justify;\">Amanda \u2018Nudes\u2019 Aguiar<\/a>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/edu_sacer\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"text-align: left;\">Edu S(t)a(r)cer<\/a><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/being_erika\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"text-align: justify;\">Erika \u2018Troll\u2019 Ribeiro<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/leozio\">Leo \u2018InstaBeard\u2019 Oliveira<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<div data-blogger-escaped-style=\"text-align: start;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/deridevio\">Sidney \u2018Derid\u00e9vio\u2019 Andrade<\/a> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eaithithi\"><span style=\"color: #e69138;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #e69138;\">Thiago \u2018NEXT\u2019 Louren\u00e7o<\/span><\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"separator\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><b>Links<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span data-blogger-escaped-style=\"line-height: 1.38; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/loggado.com\/\">LoGGado<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span data-blogger-escaped-style=\"line-height: 1.38; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erikasmalltalk.seriadores.com.br\/blog\/\">Erika\u2019s Small Talk<\/a> \u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span data-blogger-escaped-style=\"line-height: 1.38; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/animagos.com.br\/category\/animagos\/podcasts\/estacao934\/\">Esta\u00e7\u00e3o 9 3\/4<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span data-blogger-escaped-style=\"line-height: 1.38; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/animagos.com.br\/category\/animagos\/podcasts\/dose-de-polissuco\/\">Dose de Polissuco\u00a0<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/449687699112209\/\"><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\">Karaocast \u2013 Edi\u00e7\u00e3o da D\u00e9cada<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span data-blogger-escaped-style=\"line-height: 1.38; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family: inherit;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-family: inherit;\"><span style=\"color: #3d85c6;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #3d85c6;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/meulifetime.com\/semfiltro\/vai-uma-dose-de-relacionamento-abusivo-ai\">Vai Uma Dose de Relacionamento Abusivo A\u00ed?<\/a> \u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #black;\"><b>Nessa sess\u00e3o:<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>\u201c<span style=\"font-family: inherit;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-family: inherit;\">Selo de Qualidade BCT 9001\u201d<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div data-blogger-escaped-style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\">Complexada com sua companheira, que segundo as pesquisas com porn\u00f4s est\u00e3o fora do padr\u00e3o de beleza, essa mocinha tem medo de ser vomitada durante o sexo. Isso leva a uma surreal descri\u00e7\u00e3o de bct e confirma\u00e7\u00f5es entre as doutoras.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\"><b>\u201cAbandono de Incapaz\u201d<\/b> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\">Com a autoestima prejudicada pela conviv\u00eancia familiar, sempre pautada pela porrada e pela intriga, Samuca se acha incapaz de ter um relacionamento amoroso<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\"><b>\u201cO Primeiro Nudes a Gente Nunca Esquece\u201d<\/b> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\">Retribuir \u2018o nudes\u2019 se tornou uma grande fonte de ansiedade para o Garoto Surtado, que est\u00e1 com medo de ter a imagem divulgada por a\u00ed.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\"><b>\u201cRinheiros Ornamentados no X\u00eanon Fuleiro\u201d<\/b> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\">Comer coxinha, espetinho e pa\u00e7oca com o Xandi foi s\u00f3 o in\u00edcio da hist\u00f3ria de Dana, que subiu sem medo na camionete funer\u00e1ria do rapaz, buscou a Zumira e partiu numa jornada rumo a rinhas de galo, roubo de bode e chantagem de gente com bafo.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><b>\u201c<span style=\"font-family: inherit;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-family: inherit;\">Mel Feminino na Terra dos P\u00e9s Juntos\u201d<\/span><\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div data-blogger-escaped-style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\">Dedicada ao prazer solit\u00e1rio, Cassia tem ocupado seus pensamentos onanistas a homens que j\u00e1 se foram para a escurid\u00e3o c\u00f3smica, o al\u00e9m, o sobrenatural, de onde ningu\u00e9m voltou, ou voltou apenas para bater portas abertas e arrastar correntes nos por\u00f5es de sua vida sentimental negligenciada.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\"><b>\u201cQue Boy Chiclete\u201d<\/b> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\">Impaciente com o Trident, que o chama a cada dez minutos para conversar sobre fofocas aleat\u00f3rias, fotos de pessoas \u201cwho?\u201d no Instagram ou chamando para fazer teste no Buzzfeed, Adams n\u00e3o sabe como deixar claro que precisa trabalhar durante o hor\u00e1rio de trabalho.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\">RepercuSAD disfar\u00e7ado de bate-volta da Saito<\/span><br>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"color: #0b5394;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: #0b5394;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\"><b>Bate-Volta<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\" data-blogger-escaped-style=\"color: black;\">Boneca 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